SARAH'S BLOG OF FUN: Totally Twisted Thursday

Thursday, October 7, 2010

Totally Twisted Thursday

Never Argue with a Woman

One morning, Betty's husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.

Although not familiar with the lake, Betty decides to take the boat out.

She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book.

The peace and solitude are magnificent.

Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat..

He pulls up alongside Betty and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'

'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'isn't that obvious?')

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'

'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' said Betty.

'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.

'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.


Never argue with a woman who reads.

It's likely she can also think


Linda B said...

You crack me up.

Sarah Coulsey said...

I try Linda!!! I am glad someone besides myself finds me funny!!! lol

Helen Ginger said...

Very funny. I do wish I could think that fast!

katsrus said...

LOL. Smart lady!
Sue B

Michelle said...

LOL..great post.
Have a great week!

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