Make Me Laugh Monday 8/9/10

If these books were real, they would be the shortest, easiest reads!!
GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC
by Amelia Earhart__________________________________
HOW TO LIVE LIFE TO THE
FULLESTby Dr. Jack Kevorkian
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TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED
BEFOREby Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnell____________________________________________
GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTEby Mike Tyson
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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS

by O. J. Simpson

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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
by Hillary Clinton

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Sequel:THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARYBy Bill Clinton
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THINGS I CAN NOT AFFORD
by Bill Gates
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An Awesome Eye test!!

If you cannot decipher anything, try pulling the corners of your eyes outwards. It works and is Too FUNNY not to pass on!