SARAH'S BLOG OF FUN: Make Me Laugh Monday/Tuesday (I DID IT AGAIN) 6/1/10

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Make Me Laugh Monday/Tuesday (I DID IT AGAIN) 6/1/10

I didn't work yesterday, and all day today I thought it was Monday. I am getting old!!!
Some classic Knock Knock Jokes!!!

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Yacht who?
Yacht a know me by now!

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, cows go moo!

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Thermos who?
Thermos be a better knock-knock joke than this

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Cash who?
I didn't realize you were some kind of a nut!

Some More Silly Jokes-
What is the smartest state?
Alabama because it has 4 A's and a B!!

What is the happiest state?

What state has 2,000 pounds of dirty laundry?

What time is it when ten elephants are chasing you?
10 after 1!!

What's the difference between a jeweler and a jailer?

A Jeweler sells watches and a jailer watches cells!!

Happy Belated Monday!!!

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