SARAH'S BLOG OF FUN: Make Me Laugh Monday 2/15/10

Monday, February 15, 2010

Make Me Laugh Monday 2/15/10

The Bathtub Test-
During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the doctor how do you determine whether or not a patient should be admitted.

"Well" said the Doctor, "We fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the tub."

"Oh I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger then the teacup or teaspoon."

"No." said the Doctor, "a normal person would pull the plug on the tub!! Do you want a bed near the window?"

Test your friends, and see if they will be joining me near the window!!!!

Five Secrets to a Great Relationship-

1. It is important to find a man who works around the house, occasionally cooks and cleans and who has a job.

2. It is important to find a man who makes you laugh.

3. It is important to find a man who is dependable, respectful and doesnt lie.

4. It is important to find a man who is good in bed, and who loves to make love to you.

5. It is important that these four men never meet!!!

Mind Bending Questions-
1. If the #2 pencil is so popular, why is it still #2?
2. How do you get off a Non Stop Flight?

3. Why is cargo sent by ships, and shipments sent by cars?

4. Why do we turn down the radio when searching for our destination?

5. Why isnt the number 11 pronounced onety-one?

6. Why are you always the only one in the house who knows how to put toilet paper in the holder?

7. Do fish get cramps after eating?

8. How can something be new and improved?

9. How can you have a civil war?

10. Why do you get a ticket for wreck-less driving?

11. Can you ever get tired of sleeping?

12. If money doesnt grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?

13. In a country with free speech, why are there phone bills?

14. Why does sour cream have an expiration date?

15. How can there be self help groups?

16. When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

17. Do people who spend $2 a bottle on evian water realize that backwards it spells naive?

18. If 4 out of 5 people suffer from heart burn, does that mean the 5th enjoys it?

19. What was the best thing before sliced bread?

20. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

21. If you try to fail, and succeed, which did you do?

22. At a movie theater, which arm rest is yours?

23. Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Insurance commercial that says "not available in all states?"

24. How far east can you go before you are heading west?

25. If girls with large chests work at Hooters, then do girls with one leg work at IHOP?

Have a great week all!!!


Christie Cottage said...

These were great! Thanks

Kari said...

Those were all good. I like the men one. The mental asylum one - well all of them. The street photo was cool with the men laying on the street.

Sarah Coulsey said...

I am glad you guys like them. It's fun for me to find them all!!!!

Julie said...

Loved these! I was looking forward to your post all day. You make me laugh out loud. To bad you couldn't do it everyday:)

Beth P. said...

Such funny photos. I love that last one with the guy on the cell phone!

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Happy Mom! said...

I needed that laugh! Thanks!

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Debbie said...

I need a bed near yours too! I totally failed.

Melissa said...

I get a bed next to yours, I totally failed that one! I have a hubby that qualifies for all 4 so he can meet himself. He really is the best!

Latsyrc728 said...

too funny! I have an award for you at Thrifty and Frugal Living:

Anonymous said...

I love the bath tub joke... I am going to ask my hubby what he would do!!

Sarah Coulsey said...

I am soooo glad you guys like them. It takes me days to find all the stuff I want to post!!! In honor of Julie, I will make a special post today too!!!! I will have it up soon!!!

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