Make Me Laugh Monday 3/1/10

Ok guys, here is a blast from the past. We took my son to Wendy's the other day and this was the toy!!! Not really practical for a 4 yr old, but fun for me!!! I would love to see how other people fill this in!!!

Mad Libs- Contest

Now is you chance to enter this adjective contest. Anyone, and we mean anyone, can enter this adjective contest. Just follow these adjective rules:

Write down in number words or less why you think that person in room should be elected " noun of the Year."

Remember he/she does not know that you think so adverb of him/her. First prize will be a deluxe three-speed noun , plus a year's supply of type of food.

Second prize is a 21-foot noun.

Third prize is a full-color noun, plus a set of plural noun.

Each entry must be accompanied by a stamped, self addressed noun.

Decision of the plural noun will be announced in year and will be final.

In the event of a tie, duplicate plural noun will be awarded.


Now just incase you forgot (I did for a couple!!!!) Here is a list discribing what a noun etc is.
A NOUN is the name of a person, place or thing. Sidewalk, umbrella, dog and tree are nouns

An ADJECTIVE describes a person, place or thing. Sweet, funny, hot, short are adjectives.

A VERB is an action word. Run, swim, laugh, dance are verbs.

An ADVERB tells how something is done. It usually ends in ly. Happily, carefully, quickly, softly are adverbs.

When a PLURAL is asked for, it means more then one. For example, cat pluralized is cats.

Good luck. Copy and paste this into comments, and fill in your answers!! Have fun!!! I cant wait to read your answers!!!

Here is mine!!!!

Now is you chance to enter this SCARY contest. Anyone, and we mean anyone, can enter this CRAZY contest. Just follow these HAIRY rules:

Write down in FIVE MILLION words or less why you think that BENJAMIN JR (My son) should be elected " CHICKEN EATER of the Year."

Remember he/she does not know that you think so CAREFULLY of him/her. First prize will be a deluxe three-speed PILLOW , plus a year's supply of HAMBURGER.

Second prize is a 21-foot PUPPY.

Third prize is a full-color TURKEY, plus a set of COWS.

Each entry must be accompanied by a stamped, self addressed BED.

Decision of the MONKEYS will be announced in 2250 and will be final.

In the event of a tie, duplicate TRAINS will be awarded.

(Ben Jr helped me with this!!! He thought it was hillarious!!!)


SOME PUNS FOR EDUCATED MINDS-

1. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.
2. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

3. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

4. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

5. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
6. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'

7. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

8. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'
9. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
10. If you jumped off the bridge in Paris, you'd be in Seine.

Have a great day all!!!!



Sarah