Make Me Laugh Monday/Tuesday (I DID IT AGAIN) 6/1/10

I didn't work yesterday, and all day today I thought it was Monday. I am getting old!!!
Some classic Knock Knock Jokes!!!

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Yacht!
Yacht who?
Yacht a know me by now!

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, cows go moo!

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Thermos.
Thermos who?
Thermos be a better knock-knock joke than this

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
I didn't realize you were some kind of a nut!

Some More Silly Jokes-
What is the smartest state?
Alabama because it has 4 A's and a B!!


What is the happiest state?
Maryland!!



What state has 2,000 pounds of dirty laundry?
Washington!!


What time is it when ten elephants are chasing you?
10 after 1!!


What's the difference between a jeweler and a jailer?

A Jeweler sells watches and a jailer watches cells!!


Happy Belated Monday!!!