Yes I know they are bad!!! LOL
Q: Where does Dracula water ski?
A: On Lake Erie
•Q: Why doesn't anyone like Count Dracula?
A: He's a pain in the neck.
•Q: What does Dracula say when introduced to someone?
A: "Hello, pleased to eat you!"
•Q: What is Dracula's position in baseball?
A: Batboy
•Q: Why did the vampire's lunch give him heartburn?
A: It was a stake sandwich.
•Q: What do you call a dog owned by Dracula?
A: A blood hound.
•Q: What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
A: A neck-tarine.
•Q: Whom did Dracula take out on a date?
A: His ghoul friend!
•Q: What is the best way to talk to Count Dracula?
A: Long distance.
•Q: Who is a vampire likey to fall in love with?
A: The girl necks door.
•Q: How does a girl vampire flirt?
A: She bats her eyes.
•Q: Was Dracula ever married?
A: No he's a bat-chelor.
•Q: Why did the teacher send Dracula jr. home?
A: Because he was coffin too much.
•Q: What do you give a vampire with a cold?
A: Coffin Drops!
•Q: What did the teacher say to Dracula after he failed his math test?
A: Can't you count Dracula!
•Q: What is a vampire's favorite game?
A: Bat-miton.
•Q: Why did the vampire need mouthwash?
A: He had bat breath.
•Q: What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day ?
A: A coffin break !
•Q: Why did the vampire go to hospital ?
A: He wanted his ghoulstones removed !

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Thanks for making my Monday a fun day. Those were great.
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Bad, but funny. Almost time for Eclipse!
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