TOTALLY TWISTED THURSDAY

I have gotten alot of comments that people want my Make Me Laugh Mondays posted everyday. It does take me along time to find what I want to post, so I cant do it everyday, but I will now do it Mondays and Thursdays!!!

I hope that makes everyone alittle happier!!!

So here we go with my first ever Totally Twisted Thursday!!!

Here are some strange laws still on the books in our great United States-

ALABAMA-
1. Bear Wrestling Matches are prohibited
2. It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle

ALASKA-
1. Even though it is legal to hunt a bear, it is illegal to wake him up to take pictures
2. It is considered an offence to push a live moose out of an airplane

ARIZONA-
1. A man can legally beat his wife, but only once a month!!
2. It is illegal to hunt camels

ARKANSAS-
1. It is illegal to buy or sell blue light bulbs
2. At Arkansas State University, it is illegal to hold hands while standing in a doorway

CALIFORNIA-
1. A $500 fine will be issued to anyone who detonates a nuclear bomb within town limits
2. It is unlawful to use used underwear to wipe your car dry at the car wash

COLORADO-
1. It is now legal to remove the "Do not remove" tags from pillow cases
2. It is illegal to mistreat rats

CONNECTICUT-
1. You are not allowed to cross the street while walking on your hands
2. It is illegal to kiss your wife on Sunday

DELAWARE-
1. It is illegal to get married because of a dare
2. You may not sell dead people for money without a license

D.C.-
1. It is a crime to give false weather reports
2. The only acceptable sexual position is missionary. All others are illegal.

FLORIDA-
1. It is illegal to sing in a public place wearing a bathing suit
2. Laws forbid rats from leaving cargo ships in Tampa

GEORGIA-
1. All citizens must own a rake!
2. Donkeys are not allowed to be kept in bathtubs

HAWAII-
1. All residents are fined if they don't own a boat
2. Coins are not allowed to be placed in your ears

IDAHO-
1. You can not fish from a giraffes back
2. No one over the age of 88 is allowed to ride a motorcycle

ILLINOIS-
1. Men are not allowed to go topless on the boardwalk
2. There is a $1000 fine for beating rats with baseball bats

INDIANA-
1. Bathing is prohibited in the winter
2. It is illegal to sell laughing gas with the intent to make a person laugh

IOWA-
1. Kisses can not last longer then 5 minutes
2. One armed piano players must perform for free

KANSAS-
1. It is illegal to hunt whales
2. Rabbits may not be shot from motor boats

KENTUCKY-
1. All nude people in your house must be registered with the town
2. It is illegal to marry the same man 3 times

LOUISIANA-
1. It is illegal to gargle in public.
2. Mourners at a wake may not eat more then 3 sandwiches

MAINE-
1. It is illegal to catch lobsters with your bare hands
2. You may not step out of a plane mid flight

MARYLAND-
1. It is illegal to mistreat oysters
2. Taking a lion to the movies is not allowed

MASSACHUSETTS-
1. All men must carry a rifle to church on Sunday
2. Goatees are illegal unless you get a special license from the mayor

MICHIGAN-
1. It is illegal to sleep in a bathtub
2. A women is not allowed to cut her hair without her husbands permission

MINNESOTA-
1. A person may not cross state lines with a duck on his head
2. It is illegal to allow cows to sleep in a bakery

MISSISSIPPI-
1. It is unlawful to shave in the center of town
2. It is illegal to drive around the town square more then 100 times

MISSOURI-
1. Four women may not rent an apartment together
2. Children can buy shot guns, but not toy cap guns

MONTANA-
1. No items may be thrown across the street
2. Caviar production is illegal

NEBRASKA-
1. A man is not allowed to run around with a shaved chest
2. Bar owners need to sell beer at the same time they are making soup or face prison time

NEVADA-
1. It is against the law to pawn your dentures
2. Everyone walking the streets is required to wear a mask!!

NEW HAMPSHIRE-
1. It is illegal to inhale bus fumes
2. You can not sell the clothes off your back to pay a gambling debt on Tuesday's!!

NEW JERSEY-
1. It is against the law to frown at a police officer
2. It is illegal to buy an ice cream cone after 6pm

NEW MEXICO-
1. Females are not allowed to show leg hair in public
2. You may not carry a lunch box down any elm streets

NEW YORK-
1. You can be fined $25 for flirting with a cop
2. It is illegal to jump off the empire state building

NORTH CAROLINA-
1. Fights between cats and dogs are prohibited
2. Elephants may not be used to plow cotton fields

NORTH DAKOTA-
1. You can be jailed for wearing a hat while dancing
2. It is illegal to sleep with your shoes on

OHIO-
1. A policeman can bite a dog, but a dog cant bite a policeman
2. It is illegal to get a fish drunk

OKLAHOMA-
1. Fish may not be contained in fish bowls while riding a city bus
2. It is illegal to allow your farm animals to wear your boots

OREGON-
1. Canned corn is not allowed to be used as fish bait
2. It is against the law to have your wedding ceremony on a skating rink

PENNSYLVANIA-
1. All fire hydrants must be checked one hour prior to a fire
2. Dynamite is not to be used to catch fish

RHODE ISLAND-
1. It is considered an offence to throw pickle juice on a trolley
2. You may not sell toothpaste and a toothbrush to the same person on Sunday's

SOUTH CAROLINA-
1. Horses are to wear pants at all times to go to church
2. It is a capital offense to kill someone while trying to commit suicide

SOUTH DAKOTA-
1. All hotels must have twin beds bolted to the floor. No hanky panky allowed
2. It is illegal to fall asleep in a cheese factory

TENNESSEE-
1. It is illegal for a women to ask a man for a date
2. It is illegal for frogs to croak after 11pm

TEXAS-
1. Wire cutters can not be carried in your pocket
2. It is illegal to milk another persons cow

UTAH-
1. When a person reaches the age of 50, it is ok for them to marry a family member (eww)
2. No one is allowed to walk down the street carrying a paper bag with a violin in it

VERMONT-
1. It is illegal to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole
2. Every person must take at least one bath each week. Preferably Saturdays.

VIRGINA-
1. It is illegal to tickle a girl under the chin with a feather duster
2. Police Radar detectors are illegal!!!!

WASHINGTON-
1. You may not shuck peanuts on your neighbors lawn
2. It is illegal to paint polka dots on the state flag

WEST VIRGINA-
1. It is illegal to dig for ginseng
2. No children may attend school if their breath smells like onions

WISCONSIN-
1. Citizens may not murder their enemies
2. It is illegal to wake a fireman while he is sleeping

WYOMING-
1. Citizens may not take showers on Wednesday's
2. You may not take a picture of a rabbit during the month of June!!

I hope you like these!!!!!