Thursday, February 18, 2010


I have gotten alot of comments that people want my Make Me Laugh Mondays posted everyday. It does take me along time to find what I want to post, so I cant do it everyday, but I will now do it Mondays and Thursdays!!!

I hope that makes everyone alittle happier!!!

So here we go with my first ever Totally Twisted Thursday!!!

Here are some strange laws still on the books in our great United States-

1. Bear Wrestling Matches are prohibited
2. It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle

1. Even though it is legal to hunt a bear, it is illegal to wake him up to take pictures
2. It is considered an offence to push a live moose out of an airplane

1. A man can legally beat his wife, but only once a month!!
2. It is illegal to hunt camels

1. It is illegal to buy or sell blue light bulbs
2. At Arkansas State University, it is illegal to hold hands while standing in a doorway

1. A $500 fine will be issued to anyone who detonates a nuclear bomb within town limits
2. It is unlawful to use used underwear to wipe your car dry at the car wash

1. It is now legal to remove the "Do not remove" tags from pillow cases
2. It is illegal to mistreat rats

1. You are not allowed to cross the street while walking on your hands
2. It is illegal to kiss your wife on Sunday

1. It is illegal to get married because of a dare
2. You may not sell dead people for money without a license

1. It is a crime to give false weather reports
2. The only acceptable sexual position is missionary. All others are illegal.

1. It is illegal to sing in a public place wearing a bathing suit
2. Laws forbid rats from leaving cargo ships in Tampa

1. All citizens must own a rake!
2. Donkeys are not allowed to be kept in bathtubs

1. All residents are fined if they don't own a boat
2. Coins are not allowed to be placed in your ears

1. You can not fish from a giraffes back
2. No one over the age of 88 is allowed to ride a motorcycle

1. Men are not allowed to go topless on the boardwalk
2. There is a $1000 fine for beating rats with baseball bats

1. Bathing is prohibited in the winter
2. It is illegal to sell laughing gas with the intent to make a person laugh

1. Kisses can not last longer then 5 minutes
2. One armed piano players must perform for free

1. It is illegal to hunt whales
2. Rabbits may not be shot from motor boats

1. All nude people in your house must be registered with the town
2. It is illegal to marry the same man 3 times

1. It is illegal to gargle in public.
2. Mourners at a wake may not eat more then 3 sandwiches

1. It is illegal to catch lobsters with your bare hands
2. You may not step out of a plane mid flight

1. It is illegal to mistreat oysters
2. Taking a lion to the movies is not allowed

1. All men must carry a rifle to church on Sunday
2. Goatees are illegal unless you get a special license from the mayor

1. It is illegal to sleep in a bathtub
2. A women is not allowed to cut her hair without her husbands permission

1. A person may not cross state lines with a duck on his head
2. It is illegal to allow cows to sleep in a bakery

1. It is unlawful to shave in the center of town
2. It is illegal to drive around the town square more then 100 times

1. Four women may not rent an apartment together
2. Children can buy shot guns, but not toy cap guns

1. No items may be thrown across the street
2. Caviar production is illegal

1. A man is not allowed to run around with a shaved chest
2. Bar owners need to sell beer at the same time they are making soup or face prison time

1. It is against the law to pawn your dentures
2. Everyone walking the streets is required to wear a mask!!

1. It is illegal to inhale bus fumes
2. You can not sell the clothes off your back to pay a gambling debt on Tuesday's!!

1. It is against the law to frown at a police officer
2. It is illegal to buy an ice cream cone after 6pm

1. Females are not allowed to show leg hair in public
2. You may not carry a lunch box down any elm streets

1. You can be fined $25 for flirting with a cop
2. It is illegal to jump off the empire state building

1. Fights between cats and dogs are prohibited
2. Elephants may not be used to plow cotton fields

1. You can be jailed for wearing a hat while dancing
2. It is illegal to sleep with your shoes on

1. A policeman can bite a dog, but a dog cant bite a policeman
2. It is illegal to get a fish drunk

1. Fish may not be contained in fish bowls while riding a city bus
2. It is illegal to allow your farm animals to wear your boots

1. Canned corn is not allowed to be used as fish bait
2. It is against the law to have your wedding ceremony on a skating rink

1. All fire hydrants must be checked one hour prior to a fire
2. Dynamite is not to be used to catch fish

1. It is considered an offence to throw pickle juice on a trolley
2. You may not sell toothpaste and a toothbrush to the same person on Sunday's

1. Horses are to wear pants at all times to go to church
2. It is a capital offense to kill someone while trying to commit suicide

1. All hotels must have twin beds bolted to the floor. No hanky panky allowed
2. It is illegal to fall asleep in a cheese factory

1. It is illegal for a women to ask a man for a date
2. It is illegal for frogs to croak after 11pm

1. Wire cutters can not be carried in your pocket
2. It is illegal to milk another persons cow

1. When a person reaches the age of 50, it is ok for them to marry a family member (eww)
2. No one is allowed to walk down the street carrying a paper bag with a violin in it

1. It is illegal to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole
2. Every person must take at least one bath each week. Preferably Saturdays.

1. It is illegal to tickle a girl under the chin with a feather duster
2. Police Radar detectors are illegal!!!!

1. You may not shuck peanuts on your neighbors lawn
2. It is illegal to paint polka dots on the state flag

1. It is illegal to dig for ginseng
2. No children may attend school if their breath smells like onions

1. Citizens may not murder their enemies
2. It is illegal to wake a fireman while he is sleeping

1. Citizens may not take showers on Wednesday's
2. You may not take a picture of a rabbit during the month of June!!

I hope you like these!!!!!


Michelle said...

I live in GA. That one is a riot.
Our yard is nothing but Ga red clay.
We do have some leaves fall, so I suppose we need a rake for that.
And as for the donkey..Oh My!!
Thanks for posting these and for following me.
I'm your newest follower.

Michelle said...

Oh, I forgot to let you know I'm from Friday follow.

MollyinMinn said...

These are fabulously funny. Thank you. New FF follower.

fraizerbaz said...

Some of those are crazy! Makes me wonder what the legislatures were thinking!

Chicky's Coupon Corner said...

very interesting... lol. thanks for sharing. :)

Jackie said...

Thanks for the follow. I am following you now, too. Have a great weekend.

Ashley Stone said...

Too funny, I'm in Kentucky and had no idea I had to register all the nude people in my house... darn! haha. I'm a new follower too, thanks for your follow. Happy Follow Friday!

Unknown said...

Well, crap! There goes my plans for tonight... We wanted to take our lion to a movie. These things are crazy!

Happy Friday! I'm a new follower.

Rachel Cotterill said...

Are these for real?! All of them? There seem to be a lot of giraffes!

Kim Crouch (AWIN) said...

Sarah, I love it! These are crazy laws. Living in Michigan you don't know how oftern I've forgotten to get my husband's permission for a haircut. I certainly hope there's no fine or jail sentence to go along with it! LOL

Following you back from Friday Follow.

Sarah Coulsey said...

I am glad you guys like them, and yes they are all real laws still on the books. How many times do you think someone did bring a lion to the movies before they wrote that law!!!!!!!

Adoption of Jane said...

I Love reading Crazy stuff like that!

Deeka's Lair said...

So funny :)

Stopping by from FF and following your blog -Hope you have a great weekend!!

Unknown said...

LOL...Love Oklahomas

Carol said...

1. Wire cutters can not be carried in your pocket
2. It is illegal to milk another persons cow" These are good things to know- I'll leave my wire cutters at home or put them in my purse from now on! Following back from Friday Follow.

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