Here are some great tips to maintain some healthy INSANITY in your life!!!!!
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on. Point a hair dryer at passing cars, and see if they slow down!!
2. Page yourself over the intercom, and dont disguise your voice.
3. Everytime someone asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that.
4. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone is over the caffeine addiction, switch to expresso.
5. In the memo field of all your checks, write "For Marijuana!"
6. Order a diet water when ever you go out to eat. Do it with a serious face!!
7. Specify that your drive through order is "to go."
8. Five days in advance, tell your friends you cant attend their party because you have a headache!
9. When your money comes out of the ATM, scream "I won, I won!"
10. When leaving the zoo, start running towards your car screaming "Run for your lifes, they are loose!!"
11. Tell your children over dinner, that do to the economy, "We have to let one of you go!!"
and my favorite by far
12. Pick up a box of condoms at the pharmacy, go up to the counter, and ask where the fitting rooms are!!!!
Have a great week!!!!
7 comments:
These made me lol they are great! You should do this everyday. I really liked calling your friend 5 days before her party to tell her that you cant come do to a headache!!!!
I loved all of these. I think my favorite is the running from the zoo one. That would be hilarious! New follower from Friday Follow:) Thanks for visiting me. Looking forward to reading more.
I loved all of these. I love the last one. Welcome to the Friday Follow. I'm your newest follower. So glad to have you with us. I'm way behind but here I am.
Tami
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Those are great,number 12 is the best one!thanks for making my day with a great big laugh.
These are hilarious. I remember laughing out loud when I got these in an office email yrs back. They're classic!
Thanx for the laughs. Stopping by to return the Friday Follow love. :)
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